April 1. I’ve had the time of my life…
“Button, is that you humming?”
“Button, is that you humming?”
“I have a nasty toothache.”
“All is well. She’s just annoyed that I have not had the time to visit her folks.”
“Button, have you realised that in this one lifetime, we go through a gamut of emotions–whether it is joy or sorrow, gratitude or rage, love or hatred, curiosity or panic, admiration or revulsion, hope or fear, surprise or familiarity, relief or frustration, self-confidence or remorse, generosity or greed, sympathy or cruelty!”
“But I would imagine one would be happy getting something new into the house so the old can be moved out!”
“Is that the truth or are you just testing me?”
Daughter: The invitations have already been sent.
Whenever I see this soap, I am reminded of my ma-in-law.”
“But why? Actually, I should be the one to show gratitude. You spotted me, started conversing with me and that’s how this diary happened.”