September 12. “Button, the Loch Ness Monster has resurfaced!”
“What kind of monster is that? Never heard of it!”
September 11. “Button, planting fear in the minds of people is so simple.”
“You’ve mentioned this earlier, if I remember right.”
September 9. “Button, have you ever wondered why we find the koel’s voice sweet and melodious and the crow’s harsh and jarring?”
“I haven’t given a thought to that!”
September 8. “Button, look at this picture. What do you think it is?”
“It looks like a human face. What is it? Did you figure?”
September 7. “I have some interesting news for you today.”
“Really, Button! That’s great news. Tell me.”
September 6. “Button, I heard an alarm going off somewhere this morning and discovered that it was my younger daughter’s old cell phone playing.
I promptly located the phone and turned off the alarm. It rang thrice after that .”
September 5. “I notice you’ve begun to sit in the sun these days!”
“That’s the easiest way to get your daily dose of vitamin D, Button.”
