September 25. “What a mess India has made in hosting the Commonwealth Games!”
“You’re telling me!”
September 24. “Button, you’ll love this.”
“What is it?”
September 23. “Where’s Dost? I didn’t see him doing yoga with you this morning!”
“Button, Dost had a flight to catch and was getting ready to leave when I was doing yoga.”
September 22. “Button, for the first time, chotididi and I found Shabby wandering around aimlessly, far away from where he lives and I was scared for him since our four-legged friends have a territory issue.
We drove to his natural habitat and got him somehow to run alongside the vehicle to guide him back home.”
September 21. “Congratulations, Button. We made it.”
“Congratulations to you.”
September 20. “MoJo is a nice name. Does it mean anything?”
“It means attractive.”
September 19. “Button, do you realize that man’s best friend is the sole species whose offspring—if they are the high pedigree type—are either sold for unbelievable prices or gifted away?
Can you imagine the mental agony the mother goes through because of this reason?”
September 18. “Button, you’ve been practicing yoga for nearly a year now, haven’t you?”
“That’s right. But why are you asking?”
September 17. “Button, here are some Chinese nicknames published in today’s Mumbai Mirror.
Something similar is published every day under the headline Top 5 and deals with funny and, sometimes, controversial issue or something topical.”