September 17. “Button, here are some Chinese nicknames published in today’s Mumbai Mirror.

Something similar is published every day under the headline Top 5 and deals with funny and, sometimes, controversial issue or something topical.”

“If they are Chinese nicknames, they must be really funny.”

“The first one is of Paris Hilton which is La Di Da.”

“Lovely.”

“Salman Butt, the Pakistani cricketer has been nicknamed Dum Yung Gai.”

“Even lovelier.”

“Navjot Singh Sidhu, according to me, takes the cake and has been nicknamed Pi Je Pa Ji!”

“He’s quite a character.”

“Harsha Bhogle’s nickname is Tak Lu No Mo.”

“He has a head full of hair now and looks like a different Harsha.”

“And last but not the least is the nickname given to SRK which is Mai Hu Na?”

“Mai Bhi Hu Na?”