September 14. “Button, what will we celebrate in exactly a week from today?”

“What?”

“You mean to say you don’t know! Are you serious?”

“Honestly, I don’t know.”

“Then you’re an ass and I don’t think I should tell you what I am talking about.”

“Please don’t be angry. Tell me what the occasion is.”

“No, I won’t. What’s the date next Tuesday?”

“Next Tuesday is September the 21^st. Good lord! It’s the day we started our dialogue and will complete a year. How could I miss that?”

“That’s why I called you an ass.”

“Rightly so. Let’s throw a small party at home. The occasion calls for celebration!”