Dear Readers, you may notice the dates of the Blog do not match the Flash Post dates which are in real time. The blog was written in 2009 and saw the light of day 6 months back when my younger daughter discovered it and decided to bring it to you here.

Flash Post 64!

“Grumpy Cat, Absconding Button…Button, I’m giving you an ultimatum. Come back or I’ll proceed on this journey alone. Today’s December 17. Come back latest by December 31. You have exactly 14 days to go this year which should be ample time for you to return from wherever you may be on this planet! I’ll continue addressing these posts to you but never enquire after you or ask you where you are or how you’ve been if you’re not back! For me, you’ll be a virtual teddy.

By the way, here’s something funny you may want to read and it’s about dear old Grumpy Cat:

1. She’s called Grumpy Cat (GC henceforth) because she is the crankiest moggy in the world.
2. A Hollywood movie has been made on her.
3. She has six million Facebook fans.
4. Her real name is Tardar Sauce.
5. She wears a permanent scowl because of an underbite and dwarfism.
6. Her picture was first posted on Reddit in 2012 by her owner Tabatha Bundesen’s brother.
7. Shortly afterwards, an appearance on YouTube attracted 15.7 million views spawning thousands of ‘copy cats’ and Tabatha made millions of dollars.
8. It is believed that GC has earned more money than Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman and Mathew McConaughey in the last two years.
9. Tabatha quit her job within days of GC’s first appearance on social media.
10.GC is worth $100 million.
11.She has 521,000 followers on Instagram and 2,55,000 followers on Twitter.
12. Her first book, Grumpy Cat: A Grumpy Book, was a guide to attaining ‘true grumpiness’ from the self-appointed master of grumpiness.

Merry Christmas, Button. Hopefully, not for the last time!”

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