February 6. “I have something funny to tell you, Button”

“Tell me.”

“A snake in Taipei in Taiwan smokes cigarettes.”

“Serious?”

“Very and there was a visual to go with the story. It showed this snake with a cigarette between his jaws.”

“Do snakes have genders? Was it male or female?”

”Of-course snakes have genders. Female snakes lay eggs which hatch into baby snakes.”

“You’re right. So this one was male?”

“Why male?”

“You mean to say female snakes also smoke?”

“Which zamana are you living in? Apparently his master threw away a cigarette butt and the snake went for it and has been smoking ever since. He smokes a cigarette in the morning and one at night.”

“Crazy. What other bizarre stuff will we get to hear?”