December 19. “Button, how do you fold a giraffe?”
“What kind of question is that?”
December 18. “Button, did you just watch the video with me?”
“I did. It showed people tossing teddy bears of all shapes and sizes onto an ice rink.”
December 16. “Button, look at this picture carefully: A fish-headed man has been caught off the tropical seas of Thailand!”
“Let me see. Seems unlikely and hard to believe. What is it? It’s definitely not a fish-headed man.”
December 15. “Why don’t you get the house painted?”
“I’ve been wanting to but there was all that work happening outside. We’ll have to get down to doing it shortly.”
December 14. “Button, the weather is lovely.
Do you want to chit chat or creep under the quilt and go to sleep?”
December 13. “Button, Christmas is fast approaching once again.”
“Another 10 days and it will be Christmas eve.”
December 12. 11.30pm. “Button, we’re home.”
“How was the trip? Didn’t you say you’d be back on Monday morning?”
December 11. “Button, MoJo is a charmer.”
“I understand why you are saying that.”
December 12. “Button, gifting for the sake of gifting can be very painful.”
“Doesn’t everybody love gifts on occasions?”