July 28. “Button, I am dog tired. May I, with your permission, go to bed?”
“You don’t need to seek my permission.”
Flash Post 105!
“Button, do you remember the goldfish, carps and suckers we kept in the aquarium at the Club?”
July 27. “Button, the news I am about to give you is hilarious.”
“Good. I need it because I am feeling slightly under the weather.”
July 26. “Button, what comes first—the chicken or the egg?”
“The egg, obviously. Chicks hatch from eggs. This is one of the simplest riddles you’ve asked me in a while.”
July 25. “Button, look at the horizon.
Can you see that distinct line where the sky meets the sea? The sky is painted with different shades of grey.”
July 24. “Button, it is shameful, to say the least, how low human beings can stoop to.”
“What have you discovered now?”
July 22. “Button, meet Sydney.”
“Who’s this Sydney?”
July 21. “Button, when our yoga instructor pointed out that you look very real, I couldn’t agree more.”
“Who told him I’m not real?”
Flash Post 104!
By the way, readers, now that Button is back in the flesh, our conversation will return the way it used to be which is, the two of us actually conversing and not only me doing a 2-way conversation! Enjoy.