November 22. 11pm. “Why are you in Goa?”

“Dost is here for a film festival and I am here because I want to catch up on my sleep.”

“Are you serious?”

“Absolutely. I also watched Big Boss. Do you know that Pamela Anderson’s entry has given it a TRP that’s beaten KBC albeit narrowly? When Dolly Bindra entered the show, TRPs went up by 50% but Pamela dancing to Dhak Dhak Karne Laga made sure Big Boss beat KBC!”

“What else did you do?”

“Like I said, I slept for most of the day, ate when I wasn’t sleeping and toyed around with my iPad.”

“And?”

“Am also trying to finish Eat. Pray. Love!”

“I thought you had finished reading that book! You’ve been reading that same book for the past 3 months!”

“Don’t be nasty.  But I’ll finish it before I return to Mumbai.”