May 26. 12.17pm. “Button, the filmmaker, Ram Gopal Verma, has a very interesting theory on the evolution of man.”

“What’s his theory?”

“His theory is that men evolved into apes and the apes decided to remain apes so that men can be free to become apes!”

“Huh. Which paper reported it?”

“Rather apt!”

“The TOI of May 20.”