Dear Readers, you may notice the dates of the Blog do not match the Flash Post dates which are in real time. The blog was written in 2009 and saw the light of day 6 months back when my younger daughter discovered it and decided to bring it to you here.
July 30. “Button, a friend of Dost’s sent him this mail on women.

July 30. “Button, a friend of Dost’s sent him this mail on women.

I laughed my guts out reading it because it is so familiar. And I am still laughing.”

“Let me read it.”

We don’t understand Women : Their “Whatever” “Anything” OR “You Decide”

1 . (Whatever)

Men: What should we have for dinner?

Women: Whatever…

Men: Why don’t we have Mexican?

Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my buttocks.

Men: All right, why don’t we have Szechwan cuisine

Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan, today too?

Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood

Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea

Men: Then what do you suggest?

Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?

Women: Anything

Men: How about watching a movie? It’s been a long time

Women: Watching movie is no good, it’s a waste of time

Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?

Women: Exercise on such a hot day?

Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink

Women: I am off caffeine

Men: Then what do you suggest?

Women: Anything

3. (You decide)

Men: Then do we just go home?

Women: You decide

Men: Let’s take the bus, I will accompany you

Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.

Men: OK; we will take a cab

Women: Not worth it… For such a short distance

Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather

Women: I am hungry, can’t walk.

Men: Then what do you suggest?

Women: You decide

Men: Let’s have dinner first?

Women: Whatever…

Men: What shall we eat?

Women: Anything..

“This is simply hilarious. I must send it to Katrina with a note saying—Sounds familiar. I’ll have to be cautious though so I don’t get clobbered when we meet up. Katrina is so humorless, it’s not funny!”