January 18. “Button, here are some facts to ponder over!”
“Really? Like what?”
“I’ll list them for you—
Can you cry under water?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
Why is one in a movie but on TV?
Why is “bra” singular but “panties” plural?
Why do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have identical tunes?
Why did you just try to sing the two songs above?
“Stuff to actually ponder over.”
“Who sent these?”