January 11. 11.56pm. “How was your day?”

“Very nice. I left around 2 and took the family out for lunch. After lunch, we went and caught the movie The Tourist.”

“Where did you have lunch? Was it a good movie?”

“We had lunch at Churchill, a tiny eatery in Colaba. I ate mushroom limone which was excellent. The movie was a bit slow but watchable.”

“I’ll bet my bottom dollar you fell asleep!”

“I did. On and off.”

“You should be ashamed of yourself.”