February 3. “It’s rather cold, Button. Are you feeling the chill? Want a wrap or something?”

“Not at all. I’m loving it.”

“Button, I want to confide in you about something.”

“Go ahead.”

“Dost has a mistress.”

“A what?”

“Do you know who a mistress is?”

“A mistress is another woman a man has besides a wife. Is that right?”

”Absolutely. Do you want me to tell you who Dost’s mistress is! But don’t tell a soul. Promise?”

“I won’t but I can’t believe what I just heard.”

“It’s Twitter—The networking site.”

“Of course I know about Twitter but how can Twitter be Dost’s mistress?”

“Have you seen how much time he spends with her?”

“A fair amount but that can’t be the reason!”

“Well, considering the hours he devotes to her and the happiness I see on his face during their interaction makes me suspicious!”

“I see you’re jealous which means you must love the man.”