April 29. “Button, remember the story I told you about Noah’s Ark?”

“I do. What about it?”

“A group of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers believe they may have found Noah’s Ark four thousand metres up a mountain in Turkey. The team recovered wooden specimens from a structure on Mount Ararat in eastern Turkey that carbon dating proved was 4,800 years old, which is around the same time the ark is said to have been afloat. The ark has several compartments, some with wooden beams, which were believed to have housed animals.”

“Surprising.”

“Now look at this picture.”

“I can make out the one on the right is a St Bernard. But what is the animal on the left?”

“It is a miniature stallion which weighed just 6 pounds and measured 14 inches in height.”

“But why so small. Are baby stallions so tiny!”

“This one is because he is a miniature breed.”

“The St Bernard is towering over the stallion.”

“How strange is that?”