September 2. “Button, you’ll love what I’m about to share with you.
One of my members from the club forwarded it.”
“Is it funny?”
“I hope it is.”
A man went to a police station for filing a report for his missing wife:
Man: I’ve lost my wife (misty eyes)
Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Man: Not being slim can be healthy too.
Inspector: Colour of her eyes?
Man: Never noticed.
Inspector: Colour of her hair?
Man: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Sari or, perhaps, a suit. I don’t quite remember.
Inspector: Was somebody with her?
Man: Yes my Labrador, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-vegetarian food, we eat together, we jog together. Having said this, the man started crying…
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!
“I knew you’d love it.”
“How well you know me!”