September 2. “Button, you’ll love what I’m about to share with you.

One of my members from the club forwarded it.”

“Is it funny?”

“I hope it is.”

A man went to a police station for filing a report for his missing wife:

Man: I’ve lost my wife (misty eyes)

Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Man: Not being slim can be healthy too.

Inspector: Colour of her eyes?

Man: Never noticed.

Inspector: Colour of her hair?

Man: Changes according to the season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Man: Sari or, perhaps, a suit. I don’t quite remember.

Inspector: Was somebody with her?

Man: Yes my Labrador, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-vegetarian food, we eat together, we jog together. Having said this, the man started crying…

Inspector:  Let’s search for the dog first!

“It’s delightful.”

“I knew you’d love it.”

“How well you know me!”