Dear Readers, you may notice the dates of the Blog do not match the Flash Post dates which are in real time. The blog was written in 2009 and saw the light of day 6 months back when my younger daughter discovered it and decided to bring it to you here.
September 2. “Button, you’ll love what I’m about to share with you.

September 2. “Button, you’ll love what I’m about to share with you.

One of my members from the club forwarded it.”

“Is it funny?”

“I hope it is.”

A man went to a police station for filing a report for his missing wife:

Man: I’ve lost my wife (misty eyes)

Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Man: Not being slim can be healthy too.

Inspector: Colour of her eyes?

Man: Never noticed.

Inspector: Colour of her hair?

Man: Changes according to the season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Man: Sari or, perhaps, a suit. I don’t quite remember.

Inspector: Was somebody with her?

Man: Yes my Labrador, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-vegetarian food, we eat together, we jog together. Having said this, the man started crying…

Inspector:  Let’s search for the dog first!

“It’s delightful.”

“I knew you’d love it.”

“How well you know me!”

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