May 28. “Button, what does the word ‘pun’ mean?”

“I think it means playing with words.”

“You’re right. Here are some you might enjoy:

1.   A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

2.   Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

3.   When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

4.   A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

5.   What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)

6.   A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

7.   With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

8.   Every calendar’s days are numbered.

9.   A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

10. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

11. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

12. Acupuncture is a jab well done.”

“Very nice. Who sent them?”

“My brother-in-law.”