Dear Readers, you may notice the dates of the Blog do not match the Flash Post dates which are in real time. The blog was written in 2009 and saw the light of day 6 months back when my younger daughter discovered it and decided to bring it to you here.
May 28. “Button, what does the word ‘pun’ mean?”

May 28. “Button, what does the word ‘pun’ mean?”

“I think it means playing with words.”

“You’re right. Here are some you might enjoy:

1.   A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

2.   Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

3.   When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

4.   A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

5.   What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)

6.   A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

7.   With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

8.   Every calendar’s days are numbered.

9.   A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

10. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

11. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

12. Acupuncture is a jab well done.”

“Very nice. Who sent them?”

“My brother-in-law.”

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