March 3. “Button, were you just pissing out of the window?”

“No, no— is that how you think of me? Would I do something like that?”

“I know of people who do just that.”

“Really? Who?”

“I can’t tell. But I’ll tell you an incident which will have you in splits.”

“Bolo.”

“You know how mischievous boys are. Dost was in school then and about 4 to 5 of his friends had gone visiting another friend. They suddenly thought of pissing out of the window to see who could piss the farthest. The last boy mocked the others and declared that he’d show the rest how accomplished he was. An elderly gentleman was walking past when he suddenly felt something wet on his bald pate. He looked up to discover that the stuff was falling out of his own apartment window and started shouting to find his own son peeing on him!”

“This is absurd. I don’t find it funny in the least. It’s a sic joke.”

“I agree with you that it is sic but it’s not a joke. It really happened!”