March 22. “Button, man is becoming God!”

“But God resides within all of us. Doesn’t that make us all Gods?”

“It’s okay if you want to put it that way.”

“So why did you say that man is becoming God?”

“I had told you some time back how man is creating human life outside the womb. Man is now creating fake trees. With trees being hacked down constantly to build more buildings and malls, rising pollution is playing havoc with our lives. This is giving way to asthma and other breathing problems. So what is the solution?”

“What?”

“Make trees!”

“Make trees? Are you serious?”

“According to AOL.com, researchers at New York’s Columbia University, working with Influx Studio in Paris have designed a faux tree. It’s actually a machine fashioned to resemble a dragon blood tree, complete with wide branches and umbrella-like tops that are used as support for large solar panels that will power the tree.”

“What are you talking about?”

“You can actually breathe in pure oxygen while sitting under the tree as it converts carbon dioxide into breathable oxygen.”

“What next?”