February 3. “Button, it’s frustrating to hear some of the contestants who come to try their luck on American Idol.”

“I, too, fail to understand what pushes them to stand on that stage and blare away—some like bugles, some like bagpipers, yet others who screech instead of singing. It’s indeed bizarre.”

“Why don’t you enter for the American Idol?”

“Forget singing, I can’t even croak.”

“Have you ever wondered how all these contestants muster up the courage to come and sing on an international platform?

“Are you sure they come to sing and not make monkeys of themselves!”

“I don’t have a clue.”