January 22. “Button, American Idol is back.
We can look forward to lazy nights sprawled out on the living-room couch and laughing our guts out. Some of the contestants testing their voices at the eliminations so far were truly funny.”
“Can we start writing our story?”
“You mean the story of the aaaaaachoooooooo man?”
“Let’s go slowly on the story but make an effort to write a truly great story. What we should do is write a little at a time but make it hilarious!”
“Me or you?”
THE MAN WHO AAAAAACHOOOOOOOO…ED HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE
Aaaaaachoooooooo…with that sneeze, the others seated at the dining table were sprayed with a thin watery film that left them gaping! All eight of them.
Pandit had been bestowed with this special ability by the gods to sneeze and make his presence felt. B
At school, while everybody sang or danced at special functions, Pandit would hold forth with a sneezing exhibition. He would sneeze repeatedly and leave everybody laughing till their sides split. He could even sneeze snatches from Bollywood numbers!”
His friends in school nicknamed him Sneezeball. B