Flash Post 138!

Button, did you just hear that almost never-ending screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech and then the almost total silence immediately after except for a few stray cars honking away?

What are you talking about?

So you didn’t hear and therefore don’t know what I am talking about!  Every time I hear a car coming to a screeching halt, I feel as if I am behind the wheel which makes me clench my fists and curl up my toes thinking that the car I am driving is going to crash. The thud I wait to hear in trepidation has happened a few times but not that often and I thank god for that.

Have you ever driven? I know the family teases you about your driving skills but what’s the truth?

The truth is that I am a bad driver. I parked the vehicle inside a tailor’s shop on my way to the children’s school years back and grazed the car of the manager of the cooking gas station.

You actually parked inside a tailor’s shop? Are you serious?

Button, that’s the family’s creative input. No, I did not park inside the tailor’s shop but went and hit one of the shop’s door.