Flash Post 136!
“Uff oh! Not again.”
“I don’t know how accurate this bit of news is but Oxford is planning to add these words to its pages. It came into my mailbox a couple of days back:
Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
Askhole : A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Dudevorce : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .
Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.
Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.
Textpectation : The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
Carcolepsy : The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and buses.
Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Deja poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.”
“Are you serious?”
“Like I said, I found it in my mailbox. And it’s not April the 1st.”
“I like some though like: Deja poop, cellfish, askhole, dudevorce… But I still have my doubts.”
“To be honest, so do I.”