Flash Post 117!

“I have often wondered why Dost keeps water bottles open after drinking out of bottles!”

“Button, haven’t you witnessed some of the vicious fights we’ve had when the bottle overturns and there’s a pool of water on his bedside table or on the bed mattress! Very often, when I am not around and he’s spilt water, he quickly tries to do a cover-up and leaves for work! He spilt a full bottle of water on the front of a guest’s trousers the other day and the poor guy had to take them off while one of the staff ironed it dry for him to be able to finally leave.”

“Yet he won’t cap them!”

“No way. His answer as to why he doesn’t put the cap back on is because he loves annoying me and sometimes loves the fights we have! Why are you smirking?”

“Because it’s hilarious!”

“Perhaps you wouldn’t have found it so hilarious if you had to sleep on wet mattresses day after day after day!”

“But isn’t sleeping on a wet mattress similar to sleeping on a water bed?”

“Certainly not! Are you stupid or what! You must have seen me slipping newspaper sheets under the bedsheet and sleep with that papery-crumbling sound every time I turn in bed and get woken up! Now take that grin off your face…stupid.”