Dear Readers, you may notice the dates of the Blog do not match the Flash Post dates which are in real time. The blog was written in 2009 and saw the light of day 6 months back when my younger daughter discovered it and decided to bring it to you here.
February 26. “Button, I want to see how good your IQ is.”

February 26. “Button, I want to see how good your IQ is.”

“What does IQ stand for?”

“Intelligence quotient.”

“I will ask you 5 questions. What you have to do is tell me if they are true or false.”

“Let’s go.”

“The first question is—The world’s heaviest cat is Snowball who weighs 87 lbs and was found near a Canadian nuclear lab. True or false?”

“My answer is true.”

“You’re wrong. The second question is—Kopi Luwak is a 50-pound-a-cup coffee delicacy made from the droppings of civet cats fed on coffee beans. True or false?”


You are absolutely right. Imagine drinking coffee made from cat shit that smells of coffee!  Question 3—A bio-engineering company has developed a tree that grows meat inside grapefruit. True or false?”


“Good.  So your score is 2/3. That’s not bad. Are you guessing the answers?”

“But I am answering them, na?”

“Question 4 is – The WHO says that natural blondes will be gone in 200 years. True or false?”

“200 years. Who amongst us will be around then to see whether blondes are around or not!  My answer is false.”

“You’re absolutely right. You’re doing great. And the final question is—Rat cheese is becoming popular in France! True or false?”

“False. Rat cheese?  Ehhh—Who is their senses can eat rat cheese?”

“You’re right again.  And your score is 4/5.  Not bad.  Not bad at all.”

“And what is my reward?”

“I’ve made bhel. Exclusively for you.”

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