June 23. “Why don’t you take Rani inside your bedroom at night the way your elder daughter lets Mowgli sleep on her bed?”
“I’ve tried but Rani insists on sleeping in the hall.”
June 21. “Button, I found this fascinating piece of news in the Afternoon.”
“Why have you used a capital ‘A’ for afternoon? Afternoon means nap-time, and should be written in lower case.”
June 22. “Mowgli is terrified of thunder and lightning.”
“Aren’t we all?”
Flash Post 88!
“We are here to stay, Button. Women are here to stay despite all odds…Despite gang rapes, despite being burnt at the stake by greedy husbands and in-laws, despite being murdered at birth, despite being treated as sub-humans, just to name a few of the atrocities women encounter!”
Flash Post 87!
“Button, I’m suddenly missing you a great deal! My heart is actually crying out for you to give you that bear hug and that peck on your nose as well as to get a hug from you in return!”
Flash Post 86!
“Button, a thief stole a blanket and returned it as quickly as he had taken it!”
Flash Post 85!
“Button, here’s cartoonist Morparia in today’s Mirror, again at his very best. Do you think it’s funny! Why? What’s the cartoon saying? Well?”
June 20. “Button, I heard Fluffy screeching away this morning. Was he upset over something?”
“His home has serious leakages and he came to consult with me as to what he should do.”
June 19. “Wow, what a cricket match!”
“Button, haven’t I told you in the past that a match between India and Pakistan beats all other matches. IPLs be damned.”
